# Minky Momo Episode #5
# Revision 2.0
# Translated by:  Meimi-chan
# Formatting by:  Momo-chan
# Group Hooseki
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{Title } A Spoiled Prince in a Big Melee
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{Pipiru} Hey, you have to eat quickly, or else you'll be late.
{Momo  } I wonder what kind of person a prince is.
{Man 1 } It's been decided that Prince Tamtam from Yusurareru will present a rare camel with 3 humps to the Happy Zoo.
{Man 1 } A large turnout is expected at today's presetation ceremony.
{Pipiru} I can't really tell from the TV, but it looks like the prince is a good looking guy.
{Prince} It's bad manners to do that while eating.
{Prince} Let's see..
{Prince} How could I eat something so disgusting?
{Pipiru} You're one to talk, salad thief.
{Prince} Hey!
{Prince} She's my type...
{Prince} Hamburger, chocolate parfait, plum soda, chicken basket, and beef stew.  I order you.
{Prince} Here's an extra favor.
{Waitress} ah!
{Pipiru} hehehehey. You ordered so much.
{Prince} Don't worry about it.  To celebrate our having met, treet me.
{Pipiru} What!?  Hey kid, there's a limit to shamelessness.
{Prince} You're more charming when you're angry.
{Prince} Delicious.
{Sindbook} Such a kid...
{Pipiru} Momo, what are you going to do?
{Momo  } What am I gonna do...?
{Pipiru} Hey kid, you have at least some money, right?
{Prince} My butler has my money.
{Pipiru} Butler?  I wonder if he's got a fever.
{Sindbook} Oh well, at this rate Momo will also be arrested as an accomplice in dining and dashing.
{Pipiru} Now, there's no other way...
{Momo  } Yeah.
{Man 1 } Prince Tamtam's life is almost over.
{Man 2 } If we knock off Prince Tamtam, then only the sick King will remain.
{Man 1 } The world's biggest oil country, Yusurareru, will soon be Boss'.
{Man 2 } Everything is perfect.
{Both  } Grache.
{Pipiru} Prince Tamtam is in danger.
{Prince} Something wrong with Prince Tamtam?
{Pipiru} I'll have nothing with a kid.
{Prince} what?  I'll go, too!
{Waiter} Hey! A dine and dash!!
{Prince} This way?
{Waiter} Wait!
{Prince} A game of tag!  This is fun!
{OldMan} Agh.. my God
{OldMan} Oh! How was it!?
{Butler1} Um.. but...
{Butler2} We don't see him anywhere.
{OldMan} If something should happen to the prince, I'll commit a suicide in apology.
{Pipiru} Excuse me.
{Guard } No, no!
{Guard } You can't come closer than this!
{Pipiru} There's no time for this!
{Pipiru} Prince Tamtam is in danger!
{OldMan} What?!
{OldMan} You just said that Prince Tamtam is in danger or something!?
{Pipiru} Yes.  Some bad guys are after the prince.
{OldMan} What!?  But the prince is missing.  Any idea where he is?
{Prince} I'll tell you, so give me my allowance!
{Prince} Let me go!!
{OldMan} Oh!
{OldMan} Prince Tamtam!
{Pipiru} What!?
{Prince} Pay them for the transportation, too!
{Pipiru} This spoiled brat is the prince?!
{OldMan} Calling the prince a spoiled brat.. Oh dear!
{OldMan} Wait, spoiled brat sounds perfect...
{OldMan} No, no.  Anyway, Prince.  Now, for the presentation ceremony...
{Prince} Well, lets start then.
{OldMan} Now now, get on my sholder.
{Prince} Greetings, everyone, fine weather today.
{Prince} I am Prince Tamtam.
{OldMan} Well well, it's finally over.
{Prince} (singing) Let's make you into a girl with trimmed hair.
{Pipiru} How dare you do that to my friend!
{Sindbook} Keep it calm.  Keep it calm.
{Prince} Ouch!! Who's making this mischief?
{OldMan} Prince! Are you hurt?
{Pipiru} There he is!
{Butler} He's over there!
{Butler} After him!  After him!
{Man   } Dammit!  I almost got him.
{Prince} Isn't the gun heavy?  I'll take it.
{Man   } You brat!
{Pipiru} Prince!
{Pipiru} Momo!?
{Shindbook} What's going on?
{Momo  } I don't really know.
{Prince} How cute! Just a little bit...
{Man   } Are you the assassins' boss?
{Man 2 } Of course not!  I got hired just for today to take the Prince's life at today's presetation ceremony.
{Sindbook} He's only an assasin for a day.
{Pipiru} What about the other members?
{Man 2 } I heard that they'd do it during the return flight, if I were to fail.
{Prince} On the plane?
{Pipiru} What kind of assasins are they?
{Pipiru} Where are they?
{Man 2 } I don't know that much.
{Man 2 } I told you that I was just a humble assasin paied by the day.
{Man 2 } Now that I failed, I have to give back the deposit.
{Pipiru} How miserable.
{Man   } No time for this!
{Man   } We have to protect the prince!
{Pipiru} Yeah!
{Mochaa} Go Momo!  Hurry!!
{Pipiru} Yes Yes!
{Pipiru} You're really enthusiastic!
{Pipiru} Gourmet Poppo! Pop up!
{Prince} (singing) The monkey's ass is all red.  Ah! Jaws!
{Momo  } We have to hurry!
{Momo  } I wonder if there's any way to get onto the plane.
{Sindbook} 
{Momo  } Wait a second okay?
{Momo  } Pipiruma pipiruma puririnpa
{Momo  } Papareho papareho doririnpa
{Momo  } With an adult touch, become a stewardess.
{All   } Yes!! You got it!
{Man   } Good, good.  Beautiful legs are real good.
{Women } What a thing to say about your own daughter!  How shameful!
{Man   } But the reason I fell in love with you was your legs.
{Women } Come to think of it, you always used to play with my legs.
{Man   } Flash.
{Women } Ah, what a shameful man.
{Man   } Takechan-man.. Let's move on.
{Women } Welcome aboard, everyone.
{Women } This jombo jet's flight destination is Yusurareru, with 	a stop in Madrid.
{Women } Oh?  Who are you?
{Momo  } Me?
{Momo  } I'm a new stewardess who just joined this company.
{Women } Really?
{Pipiru} hmm.  All guys.
{Momo  } So some of these must be the assassins.
{Pipiru} I'm so worried...
{Mochaa} I hope that the assassins aren't also after Momo...
{Mochaa} Shindobukku, how could you make such a carefree face at a time like this!
{Mochaa} Traffic safety talisman...
{Mochaa} For a jaded dog like you...
{Shindo} I'm just playing.
{Momo  } Here you go.
{Momo  } Where are you going?
{Prince} To the bathroom.
{Momo  } Strange.
{Prince} Hey!  No!!!
{Man   } I can't stand any longer!
{Man   } Sorry!
{Momo  } Oh no...
{Prince} I can't hold it in anymore!
{Man   } Hey! There's a time bomb set here!
{Man 2 } What?!
{OldMan} A bomb?
{Momo  } Huh?
{Prince} Time for a snack!
{All   } You got us.
{Pipiru} And so, the plane that carried us reached Madrid.
{Momo  } Now listen, there's one hour 'til the next departure.
{Momo  } Be careful, okay?
{Prince} To think about killing me and taking over Yusurareru.
{Prince} Some people are so capricious.
{OldMan} You're the one who's capricious.
{OldMan} Be sure to keep your eyes on the prince this time.
{Men   } Yes, with our lives.
{OldMan} I'm sick of hearing that.
{OldMan} Well, anyway, stewardess. We're deeply indebted to you.
{Momo  } Not at all.
{Momo  } The pants the prince wet has been washed and hung in the air conditioning room on the plane.
{Prince} You'd make a good wife.
{Momo  } I'm not planning to get a husband who wets his pants.
{Momo  } Well then, I have something to do, so excuse me.
{Prince} Butler, what is Madrid famous for?
{OldMan} Let's see...  Flamenco, and such things.
{Prince} Flamenco?
{Man   } It's this.
{All   } Ole! Ole ole ole! Cafe au lait!
{Prince} Ji, you do it too!  Your back will straighten up.
{OldMan} You think so?  Then...
{All   } Ole ole ole! Cafe au lait!
{Prince} Do it some more.
{All   }  Ole ole ole! Cafe au lait!
{Prince} More!  More!
{OldMan} Oh! The prince is gone!  He escaped!
{Pipiru} So situation normal.  Good.
{Momo  } But it's too soon to relax...
{OldMan} Emergency!
{All   } huh?
{Prince} Good...  One who will become a king should see the world.
{Prince} I'm going to make some mischief...
{Prince} This is amusing.
{Momo  } I wonder where on earth he went.
{Sindbook} The one who's dancing in that crowd is...
{Pipiru} The prince!
{Momo  } What?
{Prince} I can't stop!
{Sindbook} Is he dumb?
{Momo  } We have to bring him back quickly.
{Prince} Fla fla-menco flamenco!
{Prince} More more!
{Momo  } Watch out!! Pipiru!
{Pipiru} There!!
{Prince} Wait!
{Prince} I love marathons, too!
{Prince} There!
{Man   } You fell for our trap.  Now, hand over the prince.
{Prince} No!
{Man   } If you don't hand him over, you'll lose your lives.
{Momo  } Stop!
{Momo  } No matter what you do, we're not going to hand the prince over to you!
{Prince} Casually...
{Momo  } No, what are you doing!?
{Prince} I'm so scared that I thought I'd hide in your skirt.
{Momo  } No!
{Pipiru} Prince!
{Prince} See, I told you to let me hide in the skirt!
{Pipiru} What a thing to say in a situation like this?!
{Sindbook} How's that?
{Momo  } Wow!  Shindobukku.
{Pipiru} Looks cool!
{Prince} I was so scared!
{Prince} I can't stop this.
{Momo  } What are you doing?! You've made all these people worried.
{Prince} I...  It's the first time I've gotten hit since my late mother slapped me on the behind.
{Momo  } Huh?
{Prince} You look like my mother.
{Momo  } Prince...
{Prince} But it hurts on the cheeks.
{Prince} Next time, slap me on the behind.
{Momo  } Oh, prince...
{Sindbook} Ah, step two is going really smoothly.
{OldMan} Thanks to you all, the cospiracy of the ministers to take over the country has been exposed.
{OldMan} Now, the prince will show his appreciation.
{Prince} Thanks.  If you want, you may become my wife.
{Momo  } I'd turn your down even if you begged me.
{Prince} Don't strain yourself.
{Momo  } Rather than that, be a kind prince respected by many people.
{Prince} I've made enough mischief.  I'm having second thoughts.
{Prince} Just kidding!
{Mochaa} No!  Anything but this!
{Sindbook} We can't let anyone see.
{Pipiru} Why?  Isn't it okay to show pretty things?
{Sindbook} That's it for today! 
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